9 Most Dangerous words in the mouths of women

1. "Well, well!"
This is the word women usually used at the end of the dispute - when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. "I'm fast! Five minutes! "
This phrase can be interpreted in two ways. If the woman said it before to start preparing to leave the house, "five minutes" is equivalent to half an hour. But if you were given only five minutes to watch the first half of a football match before the start "help around the house", to be sure - it will be exactly five minutes!

3. "Nothing happened"
But this is the calm before the storm. This "nothing" obviously means something, so be alert. Quarrels that begin with "nothing happened", usually end up "fine" (see. P.1).

4. "Well, well, go on"
This is - a challenge, not a solution. So in any case, do not continue!

5. Heavy loud sigh
This is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means something like this: she thinks you are a complete idiot and does not understand why all spend time to stand here and argue with you about anything (see. P. 3).

6. "All is well"
One of the most dangerous statements that only a man can hear from a woman. "All is well" means that she takes time out to come up, when and how you will pay for your mistake.

7. "Thank you"
If a woman has to say thank you, do not ask for anything. Just tell her - "not at all". There are, however, a subtle point: if, instead of a simple "thank you" you'll hear "thank you very much!" (With the emphasis on the word "great"), you should immediately notice a subtle sarcasm in her voice sounding. After that, nothing in the world would say, "not for that." Otherwise it will "matter" (see. Below).

8. "Any"
This is - a graceful feminine way to send a man to where Makar calves do not chase.

9. "Do not worry, I'll ..."
Another threatening statements, often referred to in the moment when a woman has repeatedly asked the man to do something (throw garbage lying around the house to collect socks nailed), discovered that he had not even got up from his chair, and began to make all by herself. Later, this situation will result in a stupid man's question, "What's wrong?" And the female response at number 3.