Most fun tips for parents! humor


After you have finished playing with the baby, put it back where it came from.

It is no secret that many children love to play hide and seek. And parents do not want to play with them because of alleged permanent employment. But what if you try to combine work with play? Hide from the child, for example, on a business trip for a week and it will find you.

What to do if your son climbed the tree and can not get off? Under no circumstances should you try to shake the tree and knock down the boy with a stick. In autumn baby matures and falls himself.

If you have nothing else to tell your child, tell him to go wash.

If your child has hiccups, cover your ears. It's time to save you from the hiccups.

If your child sometimes steals money from you, in any case, do not yell at him, so as not to injure the psyche. Best fun and easy to carry out a search in the baby's room, and then the whole family to play in a court or in execution.

To better understand your child, you need to think and feel the way he does. Try to get used to the image of your son: sneaking a smoke from a cigarette himself and quietly pitched three or four windows with a slingshot.

The reasons for which your child will not listen to you, there may be many: Your child can not hear you softly say, he does not understand what you say, you do not understand what you're saying, etc. What to do? Fortunately, there is a means: the pope, the pope and the pope again.

To forget about children's inferiority complex, never let your child feel your mental or physical superiority. To do this during a serious talk with his son mow the eyes, pick your nose and drool.

 If your baby is crying for a long time and can not calm down, stop beating him, and he calmed down.

Your child will never get to the jars of jam if the lock it with a key and put the key in the soap dish.

 If the son has put you in a dead end, put it in a corner.

Never raise your hand to your child. You leave unprotected groin.

If your son's handwriting is disgusting, cook it in the doctors.

If you want the children to be heard, try to speak quietly - with someone else.

If your child is constantly on sulking all, buy him a trombone. The child has talent.

If your child does not eat, the society "Clean plates" recommends. Cooked lunch scattered across child and run a child there. Your kid will certainly raise the floor dirtiest and drag her into his mouth. Soon the child will eat, wash dishes and do not.

Is there a good way to not bring son home from school two. Need to remove the belt and otstegat teacher.

If your child is begging to buy him a bike - buy. After all, you do not have time to look back, as your child grows up, and you get a bike.

If you notice that your child smokes, do not rush to punish him. Suddenly, your son is already far beyond twenty.

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